Happy Mother's Day!!!!!
I went to see the new Star Wars movie 4 whole days before it comes out. I saw lots of stars. I even saw the real Queen Amidala in person and James Earl Jones was sitting right in front of me!!!!

This Stormtrooper is trying to do the hard sell to get me to join the imperial army.

This guy got a little burned. He looks like a toasted marshmellow.

They look like the Queen, but don't be fooled. Both of them are handmaidens.

That Stormtrooper must have gone back and told the Emperor that I wasn't interested because he came along to try to convince me too.

Jango Fett and Boba Fett wanted me to become a bounty hunter.

The biker scout told me all about his new speeder bike.

Darth Vader wanted me to join the dark side

and the guy behind the bar in the cantina wanted me to help him serve drinks.

The Imperial Royal Guards almost had me with their shiny red uniforms, but Princess Leia convinced me otherwise (I think she was sweet on me).

The Stormtroopers didn't like me talking to the Princess.

...and Darth Maul came over, but I stared him down like I do those other kids in the playground.

In the end I didn't want to be a Stormtrooper or a bounty hunter or a biker scout or a dark jedi or an Imperial Royal Guard or a cantina barkeep, but this guy wouldn't take 'no' for an answer.

so I had to 'learn' him a lesson.

Finally he got the hint so I said 'goodbye'....

and went back to the only job I want - Mommy's Little Superstar.

The End.

I wonder if they would have let me drive the Death Star.